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GreenChristGonna rant now, there may be casualties.First off, environmentalists. Greenpeace. The Finnish branch of Greenpeace, to be exact. Cocks. Fucking idiots. It's not so much their ideals that I hate, it's the people pushing it and the way they do it. So, when me and a friend were walking from one shop to the other today, we had to bypass their lunacy booth. And sure enough, one of them approached us with a handful of leaflets and screamed; "Can you spare a moment for animal rights!" *sigh* "Fine... what are you on about today?" "We are reminding people that animals are our friends, and we have no right to abuse them." "You... you what? You have signs saying 'human rights for animals', 'stop animal holocaust' and 'animal rights = human rights', and your point is to remind people that animals are our friends? You got a whole booth, and that's the message of the day?" "Well, today we are also talking about animal tests. Leiras recently opened a new pharmaceutical development facility in Turku, and they have refused to stop testing on animals." "No, see, that's bullshit." "I'm sorry?" "I said, that's bullshit. What Leiras has agreed to, is reduce the number of animals used in testing and do tests only on mice, rats and fish. And they have agreed to pursue other means of research. They were aso willing to invest in to a research center designed to study new forms of medical research, but the government bailed out on the last moment, against their promise to both Leiras and EU. They keep the rats around on the off chance you might get sick, and need medication to, you know, keep breathing." "Yeah, but they haven't stopped animal testing completely." "You people scored a massive moral victory over a huge pharmaceutical company, and you're not happy? Grow the fuck up. Besides... most animal testing in Finland today is done at universities... like the one you go to, am I right? Ok, can I ask you something?" *a bit wary at this point* "Ok." "How many whales did the japanese catch last year for 'research' purposes?" "Umm..." "Ok, something easier. What is the target level of CO2 the EU has set for 2010?" "Umm..." "See, this is what I hate about you and your lot. You wave your signs around, shout and chant protests, and demand people give you a moment and some coin, but in reality you know fuck all outside that leaflet you have made for today, and the white little lies you add to spice your story up a bit. You are like barbary apes. At a distance, quite humanish. Two legs, two arms, four fingers and you even got pretty little thumbs. But then you open your mouths and I am instantly reminded that evolution hasn't quite hit you yet. *starts walking away* Oh, and you would be hell of a lot more credible if you weren't wearing that fake hemp jacket from H&M, considering how many times they've been caught using child labor." Few seconds later my friend said to me; "Have you ever considered using your powers for other than evil?" I hate people like that cunt. I really fucking do. Privliged, educated and still dumb as a bag of hammers. The thing that really gets me is that they lie. Or more accurately, they intentionally mislead. I'm sure somewhere in that organization someone has to know that Leiras is reducing animal trials, and that they were onboard to build a fancy new research center. But the people on the street, the footsoldiers of Greenpeace, they rave the exact same vitriol against pharmaceutical companies they did a decade ago. They really do. And even worse, they use proganda like pictures of farmanimal being beaten or something. That shit is already illegal, and largely thanks to Greenpeace and other animal rights groups. Animal cruelty is being policed, very much so, in this country. Yet they continue to use that shock tactic to get people in to donating money. And at the same time, a whole lot of them are going to Turku University, which is just a stone's throw from a brand new (and big) bio research facility, which they helped to fund, and which does all sorts of testing. Oddly enough, Greenpeace has never protested outside that facility. CUNTS!!! YOU FUCKING MINDLESS DRONES!!!!!! Any person who receives their information from a leaflet, and goes to war on that alone, is an idiot. Next up... religious folk. Yeah, not really a surprise I'm going after those whackos. But today, they have really pissed me off. After leaving my friend, I met my mom and niece. We were at the city square, decided to get ice cream before going home, and as we sat down, I heard a disturbing noise. In the middle of the square, a young woman was standing next to a cross, holding a microfone, and making a lot of noise about Jesus this and Jesus that. Around her there was a group of other men and women handing out leaflets, and I recognised the T-shirts some of them were wearing, a local Christian youth group, mostly harmless. Now, I'm not a fan of that superstition, but I'm not really that bothered if someone wants to blather on about it. Honestly, it's the noise that's more annoying, the idiots doing it are just amusing. But then they went to a whole new place. And now I was ready to pelt them with tomatos. And kiwis. And potatos. And rocks. And small cars. And SUVs. Middle of the day, in the middle of the fucking town square, these lugnuts decide to stage a short play of the crucifixion, including some yobbo wearing a white dress drenched in blood with a cross tied to his back. And all the while the same bitch is shouting passages from the Bible, as the Jesus yobbo is walking around looking like he's been hit on the head with a cold cod, trying to hug people. Yeah, sure, why not, who wouldn't want to be hugged by a creepy dude in a bloody toga. Somehow, I think their message of love and peace was lost on my five year old niece, who only saw Jesus on LSD, wearing this season's masterpiece, Versace's Cloth In Pig's Blood. Penn Jillette once said, that the best way to condemn the Bible, is to read the Bible. I think these fuckers actually managed to turn more people away from Christ. There are days when I honestly think that mankind should be wiped off this planet in one swift stroke of a brush. I really do. Thus ended the sermon. Go make love and be nice to each other. 11:55 - 2008-Jul-2 - post comment
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but..but..I've got no one to make love to right now..*pouts*
On a more serious note, yes animal testing is horrible(on some levels) but I have yet to see any of these bleeding hearts volunteering to be tested on, new chemicals, medicines, etc have to be given a trial and I sure as shite would rather have them tested on a rat/pig/monkey than on my fair form.
sarai - 12:45 - 2008-Jul-3