Hot Dog

Posted in Ramblings
It's hot. Really hot. And kinda humid.

Can't get to sleep.

Oh, and some fucking asscracker has left the door to his balcony open, so his little piece of shit dog is there all night long, yapping at anything that moves, doesn't move, is out of phase with this dimension, is easily defineable as a physical object... it just won't stop.

I think this is how serialkillers are born.

01:41 - 2008-Jul-29 - post comment

I see a sporking in it's future.

sarai - 02:13 - 2008-Jul-29

Ooh...a serial sporker...

texican - 04:58 - 2008-Jul-29

Heh, heh. I love it when you're pissed off...

pd - 04:58 - 2008-Jul-29

just make sure to use a titanuim spork. less likely to snap off in the victim.

photostyle - 06:55 - 2008-Jul-29

Good point. I could send my son's. He's got one in his backpacking gear.

texican - 07:13 - 2008-Jul-29

Throw it a drugged steak.

bebbet - 10:59 - 2008-Jul-29

Hot dog, jumping frog... Albuquerque!

WelshPixie - 10:59 - 2008-Jul-29

See...I can do it, too...snorkel.

texican - 11:01 - 2008-Jul-29

You're just not mad enough, Tex. Good effort though.

*runs and hides*

WelshPixie - 11:03 - 2008-Jul-29

It's a quote by Riley Poole from National Treasure.

Albuquerque! See...I can do it, too...snorkel!

texican - 11:21 - 2008-Jul-29

Gah - who remembers stuff like that?? :P

*duck*

WelshPixie - 11:23 - 2008-Jul-29

Freaks only :D

bebbet - 11:31 - 2008-Jul-29

Weirdos like me... =p

*chucks tiny pickles*

texican - 11:31 - 2008-Jul-29

Picklesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

WelshPixie - 11:35 - 2008-Jul-29

Ack. Heat.

We had a MASSIVE thunderstorm last night.. I walked about in it for a while, it was delicious.

Twist - 02:26 - 2008-Jul-29

Nothing more erotic than a thunderstorm. Hey, that's just how I roll...

Eclectablog - 03:28 - 2008-Jul-29

We never get thunderstorms over here. That's one of the things I miss about Texas.

texican - 03:36 - 2008-Jul-29

Styles says the same thing about the desert, he misses rain and thunder.

sarai - 03:39 - 2008-Jul-29

I'm still waiting for our storm. It's been due a while now...

bebbet - 03:42 - 2008-Jul-29

Yeah, I keep hearing that various places around here have had thunder but we never get any -.- Back in Wales when I was in my own house and it used to storm early in the morning I'd go in the garden and stand in it, in the rain, hehehe.

WelshPixie - 07:05 - 2008-Jul-29

Don't listen to bebbet! Cook a poisoned steak for the owner....but leave the little dog alone!

littleMissConfused - 01:45 - 2008-Aug-1

I didn't say poisoned; I just said drugged. Y'know, like sedatives or, better yet, laxatives >: )

bebbet - 12:35 - 2008-Aug-1

I could never hurt a dog, I like dogs. But I wouldn't have a prolem with cutting this minger in to pieces and feeding it to his dog.

dantesinferno - 12:49 - 2008-Aug-1

Dice up the owner......the dog is just doing what dogs do....maybe record the little yapper, then play it back outside the owners window with the volume cranked up loud!

littleMissConfused - 12:27 - 2008-Aug-2

It sounds like you are living in my building!

bitzky - 07:07 - 2008-Aug-3

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