Theodore

08:46 - 2008-Aug-4 - post comment

You're insane.

WelshPixie - 08:47 - 2008-Aug-4

Your point?

dantesinferno - 08:48 - 2008-Aug-4

hey as long as he's not talking to you while you cook him...cuz that would be weird.

birdsnest - 08:49 - 2008-Aug-4

Umm... he's a chicken, not the neighbour's six year old.

dantesinferno - 08:50 - 2008-Aug-4

Mmm Theodore sounds tasteh :P

sarai - 08:50 - 2008-Aug-4

No point. Just a love for stating the obvious :D

Me, to Ewan: Who would buy a frozen chicken and NAME IT??

Ewan: er... you??

^.^

WelshPixie - 08:50 - 2008-Aug-4

Is Theodore really an appropriate name for a soon-to-be-roast chicken?

Wouldn't Beatrice be more apt.? Or perhaps Marjorie?

bebbet - 09:09 - 2008-Aug-4

Sarai - He's gonna be.

Del - I think it would be rude not to name him.

Bebbet - He looks like a Theodore. He looks like all he's missing is a beige cardigan and he would be working at a library.

dantesinferno - 09:13 - 2008-Aug-4

I'm a little confused by the fact that your chicken's a he...

bebbet - 09:41 - 2008-Aug-4

You callin' Theodore a pussy? Huh?

dantesinferno - 10:02 - 2008-Aug-4

So, if Theodore is a male chicken, then that technically means you're going to eat a nice, garlic-and-onion-roasted cock, yes?

(I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I couldn't resist...)

Twist - 10:20 - 2008-Aug-4

i was thinking that too. dante bought a rooster. now he's eating some nice juciy cock.

birdsnest - 10:27 - 2008-Aug-4

Yes, a cock... as in a male chicken, and not a male appendage.

You just jealous cause you don't have a frozen chicken to talk to.

dantesinferno - 10:29 - 2008-Aug-4

a male chicken is a rooster.
stooopid.

birdsnest - 10:32 - 2008-Aug-4

Cock.

Stooopid.

dantesinferno - 10:35 - 2008-Aug-4

That depends on how old it is.

bebbet - 11:13 - 2008-Aug-4

Well, was...

bebbet - 11:13 - 2008-Aug-4

dante likes his cock young.

birdsnest - 11:28 - 2008-Aug-4

Just to be technical....roasting chickens are always hens!

I like to make mine dance there way into the pan, but I won't name them!

littleMissConfused - 05:00 - 2008-Aug-5

He was my best friend, you beast!!!

bitzky - 08:04 - 2008-Aug-5

LMC - So making them perform as if on Dances With Stars is ok, but naming the thing is wrong? That's some sick logic you got going on there.

Bitky - And now he's my feast.

dantesinferno - 08:20 - 2008-Aug-5

If I name it...it's a pet. Eating pets is not allowed!
Making them dance.....well that's just funny!

littleMissConfused - 10:35 - 2008-Aug-8

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