Dante's Inferno - Meme Meme

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1.Leather, lace or silk?
Silk. Or lace.

2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines?
Nope. The occasional Playboy, but if that's a dirty magazine, then I'm J. Edgar Pope.

3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?
But of course.

4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____.
Tease, playful, submissive. Submissive as in I don't have to be in charge, I am totally comfortable with a girl who can take the lead and tell me what she wants.

5. What's the sexiest type of underwear?
Picture is worth 1365 words...

Now, I don't know what exactly they are called, but dang it, they make my head go KERPLUNK!!! Especially if they are black lace... KERPLUNK!!!

6. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
Yes. Every man pays for sex. Just because there is no actual transaction of money, there is always a price.

7. Is facial/body hair sexy or no?
I got a beard, so I say yes to facial hair. On a woman... ixnay on the armpit hair, but a little landing strip above the prime real estate is a joy to behold.

8. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?
As I recall, Linda Lovelace, who was the star of the infamous Deep Throat, did some short movies with dogs in her earlier career. That was definitely a 9.75 on my weird-shit-ometer.

9. What's worse, not enough sex or too much?
Um... I am a 25 year old guy, so I don't understand the concept of too much sex.

10. Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you laugh about?
Of course. What a silly question. If you can't have fun in the sack, then you have no funnybone.

11. Describe your first kiss.
I honestly can't remember.

12. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out?
Trimmed or shaved, please.

13.Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yes.

14. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?
Right way is the right way. Sometimes I go left just to confuzzle the hell out of the girl.

15. What is your favorite thing to lick?
Hmm... tough question. I like to nibble the earlobe, but as for licking... well, I'll go with skzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... *transmission failure*

16. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, or download it?
Download. That's what the internet was created for. Don't give me any of that bullshit about "information highway" or "bringing the world together". Have you ever seen those geeks who created the internet? Don't tell me they weren't thinking "hey, how can we share porn better?".

17. How often, if ever, do you "fake it?"
Never.

18. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"?
Twice. Godawful places, in my opinion. That is to say, go if it gives you the jollies, but it doesn't do it for me.

19.What is the sexiest word in the English dictionary?
Jizz... fooled ya. The sexiest word has got to be cuddle. Yes, cuddle. Surprising, aren't I?

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12:59 - 2007-Jul-28

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